" coffee table "

 [ "coffee table" ]

1: A coffee table is the same as taint

  * e.g.,  ... Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"? 

 [ "coffee table" ]

1: crib, house, place of dwelling

  * e.g.,  ... I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table. 

 [ "coffee table" ]

1: a chicks ass booty

  * e.g.,  ... god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer. 

 [ "Coffee Table" ]

1: Noun

  * e.g.,  ... Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? 

 [ "Coffee Table" ]

2: The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

  * e.g.,  ... Lupita: The coffee table. 

 [ "Coffee Table" ]

1: A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever. So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

  * e.g.,  ... Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever 

 [ "Coffee Table" ]

1: A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

  * e.g.,  ... Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy! 

 [ "avetard coffee table" ]

1: The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

  * e.g.,  ... I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker. 

 [ "Canadian Coffee Table" ]

1: When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

  * e.g.,  ... Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away. 

 [ "coffee-table rock" ]

1: Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

  * e.g.,  ... -I really like Coldplay and U -Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart. 

 [ "Coffee table-ing" ]

1: The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results

  * e.g.,  ... Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing